ANTM 17 Episode I can't remember

Another week, another Top Models all stars. This week I thought I'd dip into the mailbag to see what questions my fans have about the episode.

Aren't you staying at the Roosevelt next week in Hollywood?
I am. I am going to bring a bathtub and a scent to try to get my brand discovered. It's called "Booty Tooch" and it will smell like wigs and smizing.

Did you want to push Bianca into a bathtub?
Yes, yes I did. I wanted to push them all into a bathtub minus Laura. She's too sweet. I'd just hug her and ask about her Grandma.

Weren't those wigs in the photo shoot horrible?
Ugh, those things were hideous. Bring on the fun fashion shoots. And why were Snooki and Nene the only reality stars they could think of? Did someone forget the other box of horrible wigs?

Why wasn't there more Kathy Griffin?
I know, she would have been great at commentary during the challenge (no offense Eve). They barely used her.

Does Kayla always have a cold?
Maybe, I hope they are taking zinc in that household.

Who are you cheering for at this point?
Angelea with Allison in second. Mostly, I am just cheering for Lisa to go so I don't have to hear her anymore.

Skipped the review last week. This season better step it up. All Star my ass.
The episode begins with Shannon crying over the fact Bianca calls her out on her bad math (summary).
The challenge does step it up. The girls are on a moving carousel catwalk. I love the stupid catwalk challenge!. I would have loved to see the carousel in water or on fire, but at least it's moving at a super fast speed. They are modeling the Kardashian Sears collection. You know the models made fun of the clothes like crazy. The winner gets a head to toe outfit. That's right. The winner wins 39.99 in prizes!


Angelea really wants to win. I really want her to win too. Miss Jay thinks she is a little too "drunk aunt" though. Lisa and Bre win the shitty clothes!
Between the photoshoot and challenge Bianca has a breakdown so you remember she exists.
The photoshoot is pretty killer. The girls get to dress like MIchael Jackson including black face (I swear they put Allison in black face).

They bring in special guest Latoya Jackson to help them out. Angelea cries and it is adorable.
The girls all do great and I truly don't know who's going home Latoya is so supportive of all of them. She is such a gentle lamb.
Laura wins. I don't think she was the best but I do love her.

Lisa and Angelea are on the bottom two. Lisa does another dumb split. I officially dislike a contestant finally. Poor Angelea doesn't work her limbs.

Latoya saves both of them and no one goes home. What a lamb she is!

Sometimes Britian is cooler than us

I'm kind of obsessed with the British X Factor. Culturally, it is so different from our singing competitions. In general, the acts can be a lot weirder. On top of that, some of them are talented and I would actually listen to them. I'm not saying I would buy Johnny's record, but I love that he exists and is on TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1DgN9gcfg