Did someone say private VIP tour of your local thrift store? Sure, for the right price you can purchase a non-VIP tour of Thrift Town, but VIP style. I hear there is a red carpet made of christmas sweaters, broken Fiesta ware, and men's briefs. One can only wonder what goes on behind the scenes at Thrift Town. I picture gold bins full of peoples unwanted garbage that may or may not smell. VIP's get to dive in Busby Berkley style to new bins being wheeled in Busby Berkley.
If anyone but me wins I will be very upset. Although, I am sure it will be heard to go back to "regular" life at having a tour VIP style of Thrift Town. One can dream. If I don't win I can always put on sunglasses with one arm missing and an oversized gold tent dress and peer into the swinging doors that lead to the back and pretend, just for one moment, that I'm on my own VIP tour.
(ps I honestly really hope I win)
