Another week, another Top Models all stars. This week I thought I'd dip into the mailbag to see what questions my fans have about the episode.
Aren't you staying at the Roosevelt next week in Hollywood?
I am. I am going to bring a bathtub and a scent to try to get my brand discovered. It's called "Booty Tooch" and it will smell like wigs and smizing.
Did you want to push Bianca into a bathtub?
Yes, yes I did. I wanted to push them all into a bathtub minus Laura. She's too sweet. I'd just hug her and ask about her Grandma.
Weren't those wigs in the photo shoot horrible?
Ugh, those things were hideous. Bring on the fun fashion shoots. And why were Snooki and Nene the only reality stars they could think of? Did someone forget the other box of horrible wigs?
Why wasn't there more Kathy Griffin?
I know, she would have been great at commentary during the challenge (no offense Eve). They barely used her.
Does Kayla always have a cold?
Maybe, I hope they are taking zinc in that household.
Who are you cheering for at this point?
Angelea with Allison in second. Mostly, I am just cheering for Lisa to go so I don't have to hear her anymore.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Skipped the review last week. This season better step it up. All Star my ass.
The episode begins with Shannon crying over the fact Bianca calls her out on her bad math (summary).
The challenge does step it up. The girls are on a moving carousel catwalk. I love the stupid catwalk challenge!. I would have loved to see the carousel in water or on fire, but at least it's moving at a super fast speed. They are modeling the Kardashian Sears collection. You know the models made fun of the clothes like crazy. The winner gets a head to toe outfit. That's right. The winner wins 39.99 in prizes!
Angelea really wants to win. I really want her to win too. Miss Jay thinks she is a little too "drunk aunt" though. Lisa and Bre win the shitty clothes!
Between the photoshoot and challenge Bianca has a breakdown so you remember she exists.
The photoshoot is pretty killer. The girls get to dress like MIchael Jackson including black face (I swear they put Allison in black face).
They bring in special guest Latoya Jackson to help them out. Angelea cries and it is adorable.
The girls all do great and I truly don't know who's going home Latoya is so supportive of all of them. She is such a gentle lamb.
Laura wins. I don't think she was the best but I do love her.
Lisa and Angelea are on the bottom two. Lisa does another dumb split. I officially dislike a contestant finally. Poor Angelea doesn't work her limbs.
Latoya saves both of them and no one goes home. What a lamb she is!
The episode begins with Shannon crying over the fact Bianca calls her out on her bad math (summary).
The challenge does step it up. The girls are on a moving carousel catwalk. I love the stupid catwalk challenge!. I would have loved to see the carousel in water or on fire, but at least it's moving at a super fast speed. They are modeling the Kardashian Sears collection. You know the models made fun of the clothes like crazy. The winner gets a head to toe outfit. That's right. The winner wins 39.99 in prizes!
Angelea really wants to win. I really want her to win too. Miss Jay thinks she is a little too "drunk aunt" though. Lisa and Bre win the shitty clothes!
Between the photoshoot and challenge Bianca has a breakdown so you remember she exists.
The photoshoot is pretty killer. The girls get to dress like MIchael Jackson including black face (I swear they put Allison in black face).
They bring in special guest Latoya Jackson to help them out. Angelea cries and it is adorable.
The girls all do great and I truly don't know who's going home Latoya is so supportive of all of them. She is such a gentle lamb.
Laura wins. I don't think she was the best but I do love her.
Lisa and Angelea are on the bottom two. Lisa does another dumb split. I officially dislike a contestant finally. Poor Angelea doesn't work her limbs.
Latoya saves both of them and no one goes home. What a lamb she is!
Monday, October 10, 2011
Sometimes Britian is cooler than us
I'm kind of obsessed with the British X Factor. Culturally, it is so different from our singing competitions. In general, the acts can be a lot weirder. On top of that, some of them are talented and I would actually listen to them. I'm not saying I would buy Johnny's record, but I love that he exists and is on TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1DgN9gcfg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1DgN9gcfg
Friday, September 30, 2011
Before we get into Episode 3, let's discuss something that's disturbing- the end of the intro. In the last few seconds, Tyra licks her finger mouthing "Do you want some?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17SjEEII2WU
She crazy, but I love her.
This episode starts with a visit from Kristin Cavallari. I have no idea who she is and I hate that I do now. Apparently, she was on Laguna Beach and The Hills. What kind of advice can she give? How to be on a reality show? I'm slightly angry she is going to be critiquing the models. I am sure they talk shit about her when she leaves.
The challenge involves being interviewed by A.C. Slater. The big twist is that they are interviewed in groups of two with the winning group having immunity. The challenge is mostly just Lisa high-fiving everyone while wearing another pair of unfortunate pants.
Team 1 loses so Dominque, Lisa, Alexandria, Isis, Laura, and Angelea are on the chopping block. It's annoying. It makes the photoshoot less important. I'm not a happy viewer. At least split them into teams of three.
Allison wins the challenge. Will she win the whole series? I'd be behind her more if she didn't talk so much about being weird. Just be weird and stop talking about it.
Angelea freaks out on the bus because she got bad feedback from Nigel. Thank god Nigel's hair is gone. Am I right?
Luckliy, the photo shoot is on stilts so I'll keep watching. There's lots of falling. Bianca is apparently scared of the stilts because she is scared of heights?. It's not that high up. Does she get scared on staircases?
Catfight moment - Mr. Jay questions Shannon whether she is "comfortable" with her wardrobe because iit looks like panties. She gives him attitude back. He whips back a "just wanted to make sure you are comfortable" in his best "I didn't care if you were comfortable" voice. Love him.
Judginng panel happens. Tyra tries to coin "booty tooch." She should have called it "butt smizing."
Dominque, Isis, Angelea are in trouble. Angelea questions Nigel over how to express herself at judging and somehow earns respect. Isis goes home. It's a shame. I was just started to love her when I learned she does funny dances.
Prediction - Allison, Alexandria, Angelea in the finals. All A's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17SjEEII2WU
She crazy, but I love her.
This episode starts with a visit from Kristin Cavallari. I have no idea who she is and I hate that I do now. Apparently, she was on Laguna Beach and The Hills. What kind of advice can she give? How to be on a reality show? I'm slightly angry she is going to be critiquing the models. I am sure they talk shit about her when she leaves.
The challenge involves being interviewed by A.C. Slater. The big twist is that they are interviewed in groups of two with the winning group having immunity. The challenge is mostly just Lisa high-fiving everyone while wearing another pair of unfortunate pants.
Team 1 loses so Dominque, Lisa, Alexandria, Isis, Laura, and Angelea are on the chopping block. It's annoying. It makes the photoshoot less important. I'm not a happy viewer. At least split them into teams of three.
Allison wins the challenge. Will she win the whole series? I'd be behind her more if she didn't talk so much about being weird. Just be weird and stop talking about it.
Angelea freaks out on the bus because she got bad feedback from Nigel. Thank god Nigel's hair is gone. Am I right?
Luckliy, the photo shoot is on stilts so I'll keep watching. There's lots of falling. Bianca is apparently scared of the stilts because she is scared of heights?. It's not that high up. Does she get scared on staircases?
Catfight moment - Mr. Jay questions Shannon whether she is "comfortable" with her wardrobe because iit looks like panties. She gives him attitude back. He whips back a "just wanted to make sure you are comfortable" in his best "I didn't care if you were comfortable" voice. Love him.
Judginng panel happens. Tyra tries to coin "booty tooch." She should have called it "butt smizing."
Dominque, Isis, Angelea are in trouble. Angelea questions Nigel over how to express herself at judging and somehow earns respect. Isis goes home. It's a shame. I was just started to love her when I learned she does funny dances.
Prediction - Allison, Alexandria, Angelea in the finals. All A's.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
News
New exciting (?) project announcement tomorrow. I am putting this in a blog post so I actually do it.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Compost
Some type of animal keeps knocking over my compost bin and eating all the compost. I'm fine with that if it's a pack of wild puppies I'm feeding, but I don't want no fat possums hanging around my house. Anyone know what kind of scents or food will keep ugly animals away?
Thursday, September 22, 2011
ANTM 17 Ep 2
It's the all star season of ANTM. Never mind most girls are not the right age to model. Tyra's making them superstars. Before I get into episode two and the makeovers can we talk about this-
What the hell? Who allowed this to happen? Did Tyra learn photoshop? It is ridiculous and we have to see it at the end of every episode. I love Laura but I want her to leave just so I don't have to see her in that pool anymore. Like Alexandria doesn't have enough problems this season, now she has to deal with being photoshopped on a motorcycle. Not to mention Lisa is about to land crotch first into the ground with that jump split. I was hoping they would change it after makeovers but THEY DIDNT! Tyra is in the middle too (photoshopped to be super skinny). Is Tyra going to get rid of everyone and claim herself as the top all star?
I could go on and on about how irritating this competition is and how many other girls should have been brought back but I am going to move past all that. Let's just skip to the makeovers. Besides getting hair cuts the girls were also marginalized into a very small box by giving a brand word to live and die by. The girls pretend to be impressed by Martin Lindstrom who tells them all what they should do and say.
Alexandria - Alexandria is given the word "tough" which is pretty much the best she could hope for. They cut her hair short and she freaks out and cries. The girls call her fake, but I think is genuine. I feel like Alexandria is misunderstood. I think she's just a big weirdo. I'm cheering for her this season. Don't make me regret that Alexandria!
Allison - Allison is "unique". No duh Lindstrom! This guy rubs me the wrong way. I don't even know what they did for Allison's makeover. I think they might have just somehow made her eyes even bigger.
Angela - Did you know Angela secretly runs marathons so she was given the word "persistence"? Her make over is pretty fab. Her hair is just darkened and softened. Jay can't get over how elegant she is. Jay also has had silver hair so he might not be up on what elegant is.
Bianca - Bianca got "candid" because "loud mouth" is two words. She immediately started talking shit. I think she may have gotten extensions and then excused them of talking smack about her. Very candid.
Bre - I most confused by Bre's word. She got "Girlfriend". Do they mean like a friend to a girl or a boy's girlfriend? Either way what does that mean? They keep her hair the same length but cut the sides short. Bre is having vision trouble and thinks her head is shaved. She almost quit. Come on all stars, you know better than to doubt a makeover
Camille - "Proud" is the nicest way to put Camille's love of her own walk. Her makeover is pretty boring, she looks the same. Why does she keep pushing her booty out in the picture? It's making me uncomfortable.
Dominique - I understand why they gave Dominque "survivor" but how is she suppose to portray it in pictures? She does get the best makeover. She gets very full Farrah Fawcet hair. I want it.
Isis - Isis gets "role model" which is two words, but ya know. Her makeover is once again extensions that make her look exactly the same. Boring.
Kayla - Poor Kayla. Lindstrom tells her LBTGA is over and so five years ago. You know what else is probably five years ago?Lindstrom. You know what's 15 years ago? Tyra. He gives her the word free and she is rightfully confused. At least they give her back her red hair.
Laura - Laura gets lovable and she is (except when she is photoshopped in a baby pool). They cut her cut her hair and she looks good. Finally someone gets made over.
Lisa - Lisa is "daring" to the point you want to punch her. She's not daring enough to cut her hair though and cries a lot. She eventually accepts her haircut and wears American flag pants.
Shannon - The rest of the girls want her to get the word "boring" but she gets "trustworthy". Her makeover is also unremarkable. I hope she sticks around awhile just so she can keep pissing everyone off.
Sheena - Oh, Sheena! You could tell the producers had no idea what to give her. Why is she back? I didn't hate Sheena on her original season but she just seems pointless now. Maybe it's because she is not a ridiculous human being in context of this season. They tell her they are going to cut her hair but it was just a ruse. She looks exactly the same after her makeover. It's not a big surprise when she leaves. Sorry Sheena. At least you don't have to be apart of the ridiculous photoshop anymore.
Fingers crossed they bring Janice back at some point.
What the hell? Who allowed this to happen? Did Tyra learn photoshop? It is ridiculous and we have to see it at the end of every episode. I love Laura but I want her to leave just so I don't have to see her in that pool anymore. Like Alexandria doesn't have enough problems this season, now she has to deal with being photoshopped on a motorcycle. Not to mention Lisa is about to land crotch first into the ground with that jump split. I was hoping they would change it after makeovers but THEY DIDNT! Tyra is in the middle too (photoshopped to be super skinny). Is Tyra going to get rid of everyone and claim herself as the top all star?
I could go on and on about how irritating this competition is and how many other girls should have been brought back but I am going to move past all that. Let's just skip to the makeovers. Besides getting hair cuts the girls were also marginalized into a very small box by giving a brand word to live and die by. The girls pretend to be impressed by Martin Lindstrom who tells them all what they should do and say.
Alexandria - Alexandria is given the word "tough" which is pretty much the best she could hope for. They cut her hair short and she freaks out and cries. The girls call her fake, but I think is genuine. I feel like Alexandria is misunderstood. I think she's just a big weirdo. I'm cheering for her this season. Don't make me regret that Alexandria!
Allison - Allison is "unique". No duh Lindstrom! This guy rubs me the wrong way. I don't even know what they did for Allison's makeover. I think they might have just somehow made her eyes even bigger.
Angela - Did you know Angela secretly runs marathons so she was given the word "persistence"? Her make over is pretty fab. Her hair is just darkened and softened. Jay can't get over how elegant she is. Jay also has had silver hair so he might not be up on what elegant is.
Bianca - Bianca got "candid" because "loud mouth" is two words. She immediately started talking shit. I think she may have gotten extensions and then excused them of talking smack about her. Very candid.
Bre - I most confused by Bre's word. She got "Girlfriend". Do they mean like a friend to a girl or a boy's girlfriend? Either way what does that mean? They keep her hair the same length but cut the sides short. Bre is having vision trouble and thinks her head is shaved. She almost quit. Come on all stars, you know better than to doubt a makeover
Camille - "Proud" is the nicest way to put Camille's love of her own walk. Her makeover is pretty boring, she looks the same. Why does she keep pushing her booty out in the picture? It's making me uncomfortable.
Dominique - I understand why they gave Dominque "survivor" but how is she suppose to portray it in pictures? She does get the best makeover. She gets very full Farrah Fawcet hair. I want it.
Isis - Isis gets "role model" which is two words, but ya know. Her makeover is once again extensions that make her look exactly the same. Boring.
Kayla - Poor Kayla. Lindstrom tells her LBTGA is over and so five years ago. You know what else is probably five years ago?Lindstrom. You know what's 15 years ago? Tyra. He gives her the word free and she is rightfully confused. At least they give her back her red hair.
Laura - Laura gets lovable and she is (except when she is photoshopped in a baby pool). They cut her cut her hair and she looks good. Finally someone gets made over.
Lisa - Lisa is "daring" to the point you want to punch her. She's not daring enough to cut her hair though and cries a lot. She eventually accepts her haircut and wears American flag pants.
Shannon - The rest of the girls want her to get the word "boring" but she gets "trustworthy". Her makeover is also unremarkable. I hope she sticks around awhile just so she can keep pissing everyone off.
Sheena - Oh, Sheena! You could tell the producers had no idea what to give her. Why is she back? I didn't hate Sheena on her original season but she just seems pointless now. Maybe it's because she is not a ridiculous human being in context of this season. They tell her they are going to cut her hair but it was just a ruse. She looks exactly the same after her makeover. It's not a big surprise when she leaves. Sorry Sheena. At least you don't have to be apart of the ridiculous photoshop anymore.
Fingers crossed they bring Janice back at some point.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Hey guys, I started a new website! Here's some of the things you'll find on it.
Blogging
My new Etsy store
Lengthy opinions about ANTM
Directions
Grammar errors
What to expect when you're not expecting
Show dates
Stories of the unknown
Videos
Travel Tips
Recipes for success
Some real tearjerkers
Tearjerkers the candy
Illustrations?
Progression on my marathon runs (none)
What elementary school kids think is cool
Exciting news from my life (oh, come on)
Something i thought was funny then turns out is not
Top tens
Sale Items
Dogs
Blogging
My new Etsy store
Lengthy opinions about ANTM
Directions
Grammar errors
What to expect when you're not expecting
Show dates
Stories of the unknown
Videos
Travel Tips
Recipes for success
Some real tearjerkers
Tearjerkers the candy
Illustrations?
Progression on my marathon runs (none)
What elementary school kids think is cool
Exciting news from my life (oh, come on)
Something i thought was funny then turns out is not
Top tens
Sale Items
Dogs
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